As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door open and sees that the male patient is masturbating furiously. Confused, he turns to the nurse and asks, “What the hell is going on here?!” The nurse replies, “You see, this man has a serious condition where if he does not masturbate profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.” “Oh, I guess I can understand that”, says the man. So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse. So the man turns to the nurse escorting him and proclaims, “Ok, now you have some explaining to do.” The nurse shrugs, and then replies, “Same problem, better insurance.”
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The guy says, "Doctor says you're gonna die."
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Doctor come up said I do have a way to fix it. It's a little unconventional. I said doc. I'll try anything. You said okay. You're going to have to go in and have oral sex with her. So I go in the room and I'm in there about 5 minutes, and I come out. The doctor looks at me and says well what happened. I said doc she's choking.
I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet"
Great food, but no atmosphere
That would be a cardinal error.
"We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
just finished just finished repairing the holes in a bunch of my wool socks. She asked me to deal with it. I don’t know what she wants me to do with these darned socks.
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It was great until the chef retired and the food got rubbery.
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